Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
After I made out with her she fell asleep and started pooting in her sleep. Are we sure lesbians are hot? Cause that wasn't.
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
They nicknamed me the gargoyle. Sex with me is getting gargoyled. The last one I fucked yelled "gargoyle me" for dirty talk. I think fucking me is part of their pledging initiation. Somewhat OK with this.
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
First thought today, I need a ventriloquist dummy that looks like me. This week's project has been determined.
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
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