it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
walking in back of a girl wearing booty shorts, a halter and a bracelet that says trainwreck. I don't get it. The first day of nice weather and all the whores come out, are they like hibernating bears or something?
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
His penis makes me feel like a mystic dragon sliding down a turbo slide covered in white gumdrops and sour cashews
Same.
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
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