1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
I just found a thank you note I apparently wrote to my bed last night for letting me borrow the comforter.
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
got into a fight with a bouncer over who's moustache is better again last night...
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
ALSO I MAYBE ACCIDENTALLY HAND CUFFED MYSELF TO A CHAIR
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
My Tinder date from last night is my Uber driver for tonight's Tinder date...neither of us said a word.
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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