We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
She was kind of put off because I kept calling her baby my spirit animal and staring hungrily at her breasts.
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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