If i come over, it means nothing
last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
I'm so drunk I forgot what to do to go pee.
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