I need a shot of tequila, and quick death
we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
"Every minute you spend hanging out with David is a minute you could spend meeting someone new, who isn't a huge douche" - Buddha
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
And now I'm taking a break sitting on the bathroom floor thanking god that people who eat at subway are either too classy to piss on the floor, or are still relatively sober enough to not piss on the floor before 5pm.
Enjoy the penises
is that a dick in a sweater?
The best part about theater chicks is nothing is too cliche or out of line. I just fucked her Braveheart style in my entry way while saying goodbye.
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