your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Did you know that cab drivers don't take quarters for payment? They don't even like it when you ask.
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
I took your shirt off for you after you threw up on yourself, read you the ugly duckling, and then tucked you in. you better fucking love me, jackass.
I'm cooking a can of baked beans on the baseboard heater. It is too early in the semester to be this poor.
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
Regardless of your intentions, deep throating a Twinkie is NOT sexy. You owe that poor cashier an apology the next time you pump gas.
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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