Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
Not only did I see you last night, you had me help you meet women by convincing them you were deaf and only I understood your sign language
i was considerably less excited after they told me my present didnt have a penis
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent
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