just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
I'm running on jager fumes right now. It's like I put diesel in a prius and said fuck it.
He went out to smoke and when he came back I was still in the same spot naked and unable to breathe.
All I could say was, "ladies and gentlemen, THIS is why I drive 30 mins"
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
third nipple confirmed
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
I'm officially removing you from my nudes recipient list on snapchat.
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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