Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
Please tell me you have Advil or Tylenol or ibuprofen or a fucking baseball bat
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
Randomize
