Do you have a shampoo for semen
Or a time machine
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
I'm not sure what happened last night but I woke up next to him and I was wearing nothing but my grandpa's diabetic socks, so I'm letting that fill in the blanks.
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
Someone's gotta tell him drunk sex comes before dating
Randomize
