rolled in at 7am w/ 2 girls i met at the strip club. my neighbor was getting up to mow the lawn before he took his kids to school. i'm 31. he's younger. if given the chance, you think he'd want to switch places?
I just left the house and 2 chicks are in the kitchen making breakfast. Might want to get up.
I'm up, no shirt, and staring at a breakfast casserole. Who are these girls?
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
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