it's my fault, I passed out instead of getting up to pee.
we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
HEAR YE, HEAR YE! BY ROYAL DECREE, I WILL BE KNOCKING ON YOUR DOOR AT 2PM UNLESS YOU GET THE FUCK UP. IT'S 1:50. CIGARETTE TIME, BITCH. I LOVE YOU.
I am not sure which is more amazing; The fact that she offered me sex, beer AND nachos, or that she can properly use a semi-colon at her current blood alcohol level.
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
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