You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
the majority of my texts from you are at 3 AM & consist of either "I'm drunk", "you're asian", or "bratwurst"
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
I named my Roomba after my pot dealer. I have a problem, don't i?
WHY didn't you stop me from ordering $900 worth of socks last night when I was very obviously judgement impaired at the time?!?!
Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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