dude, you're never picky with who you hook up with, have a little dignity
nah man, chicks are like pokemon, gotta catch \'em all
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
my mom just found my flavored lube in the basement. she gave me a lecture about how "giving head is degrading" omg i feel sooooo bad for my dad
You left your underwear on the fireplace
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
Got my bloodwork back and my liver is in tip top shape. Apparently blacking out 5 nights a week isn't cutting it, so we've got to step it up until I see that all of my hard work is actually paying off and doing some damage.
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
Waking up in a NH rest stop and reading through my texts is definitely a familiar low
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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