woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
Now for something completely different: ive figured out how to eat a banana without insinuating something completely naughty
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
Is it okay to mention my ambition to become a supervillian and kill all humans on a first date, or is that a second date discussion?
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
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