We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
You should probably wake up already as I have yet another story for you. Teaser? Blood from knife wound. Tequila. Guitar hero. Kitchen counter. Lawyer.
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
I'm having an emotional breakdown watching baby sloths on YouTube you need to come save me from myself.
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
I literally just woke up in a dog bed, in a bathtub in someone else's house...and I'm not wearing pants
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
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