I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
He kissed a someone with a penis
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
Eliza got arrested. What's the protocol on eating an arrested person's sandwich?
This is the way my sobriety ends: Not with a bang, but with a whimper.
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
She swung at the pinata with crutches
I stopped in the middle of puking to wish you a happy birthday, so by default it means a lot.
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
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