Flowers- 20. Dinner-50. Drinks- 25. Hotel- 150. The look on his face when I tell him I'm on my period? Priceless.
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
My roommate was being an ass so I put everyone's drinks/shots on his tab for the entire night. Then when we left he was telling me how he got out cheaper than last time.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
I tied him up for his boyfriend so he could get fisted... I'm the best roommate ever.
Wow. That's certainly more than I've ever done for a roommate.
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