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IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
I was preparing to do my walk of shame shirtless, but then I found my sweater, wallet and keys neatly piled under a tree in the park.
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
I praised you last night for winning a chug off...you thanked me with a ridiculously hard headbutt. Thanks dick.
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
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