Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
The office pool is up to $500 if you take a shit in Frank's desk drawer. Time to change the unpaid internship into a cash cow.
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
Dude you literally tried to cook your phone in the microwave. You were so wasted you asked your mom to help you turn it on.
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
So how do I tell him I've been sleeping with his wife too?
I gotta do like a month's worth of catch-up personal hygiene today in prep for Christmas so extended family doesn't ask if I'm depressed.
He graduated. He’s not my GA anymore. He’s just the 24 year old that’s helping me put a sexless marriage in the rear view mirror by exploring the Kama sutra with me
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