When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
Hangover Status: I've been bedridden longer than that kid from The Secret Garden. It's not looking good.
Michelle asked what I was wearing tonight. I responded with a g-string and plastic wrap. I've gotten no response since.
For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
I preemptively put on a cape before eating a bunch of weed brownies. Best decision ever.
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
In between explaining the best feminist lenses for the myth of Persephone and doing vodka shots with my friends she dragged me into my car and gave me an Earth shattering blow job. Honestly I think I'm in love.
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
Being drunk at Chick-fil-A is a dystopian experience
He updated Facebook... "Got a new phone today." WHAT ABOUT THE FUCKING KID YOU HAD?!
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