He is such a slut. More and more my type.
You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
It's 10am, I'm at grocery store buying booze b/c the bf just told me that he didn't "technically" break up with his ex.
apparently i traded the tiffany necklace my mom bought me for 2 shots and next in line for beer pong at the frat.
I wish you could order shots online.
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
it glows. i had to have it.
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
Out of curiosity, do you feel happiness for you, or sadness for ME, that you are the only one I drunk text?
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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