just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
He was sweet. He even warned me that his dick curved, and I quote, "more than a banana."
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
Worst case scenario: I have VD and will die. That's the worst that could happen. As long as I'm around long enough to see the winner of bachelor pad, I'm cool
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
She made me walk a straight line to prove i was sober enough to help carry you to the car
Knowing you it was perfect out of spite. Like. A line straighter than YOU
My mom just drunk texted me complaining about her genitals smelling like Taco Bell. I really am her son
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
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