I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
i'm so hungover...i might vomit in a handbag instead of selling them
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
He's such a gentleman. He didn't even ask why my bra was flung on the seat of my car. He just took my snow brush, pushed it onto the floor and said, "Let's go I'm hungry."
No more cocaine. I spent two hours in my bathroom convincing myself I was ugly. Is this what a period feels like?
You're the worst gay friend ever.
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
There are flour footprints all over the house. Either u guys are trying to pull that Paranormal Activity shit on me again, or u got drunk and tried to make pancakes.
My breath smells like gin and sadness
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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