They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
I'm just gonna ignore the fact that I have no pants on and find a way home. A good one-nighter never goes back for his pants.
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
So many questions...the two most important are, where the fuck is my booze and how did you even get the couch through the door?
Look, I am sorry I shaved your cat...but get over it.
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