girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
I just realized that all of my cardio comes from dancing on tables.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
I'm sorry. But when a stripper driving a Bentley tells me I have potential..... I gotta at least listen to her proposal. God did not mean for me to waste these tits on law school.
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
Nothing says "we're never gonna bone" like "nice haircut, it makes you look like my cousin"
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
Can we do lunch at 3? I have a blowjob scheduled for 2.
You schedule blowjobs?
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
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