So we've decided on 'hamburger' as your code for tonight. If you add ketchup or fries, we know the threat level has escalated.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
He got mauled by a 200lb cement boulder and all he could say in the back of the ambulance is 'I'm so getting laid for this'
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
I keep telling girls I work at the carnival and then guessing their weights. I'm pretty sure I'm about to get kicked out.
Things I had in my bed when I woke up: an avocado, a toilet brush, and a note that says thanks but no thanks with the number of taco bell on it. WHAT DID I DRINK?
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
No apologies necessary. Just give me sex and Pop Tarts, and we'll call it even.
Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
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