oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
The sex was great until she started shouting, "Succeed!, Succeed!" Then it was like I was fucking a motivational speaker. Awkward.
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
No no no...you park the car, stick your tongue down his throat, slip your number in his pocket, invite him to insomnia, and THEN LEAVE. You go from awkward to epic in a matter of seconds.
I'm not judging you. Just know that you could be Queen of The World. Instead you're 5:28 p.m ponging. I hope you're at least winning
How is there no taco emoji?! That's some bullshit.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
Just realized I've gone to court three different times with papers and a joint roller in my briefcase. #lawyeroftheyear
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
I never thought I'd end up with a prison pen pal through tinder
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
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