I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
Miracle whip is the devil's jizz.
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
I'm pretty sure the Jahovah's witness only came to our door because the front says "Twerk Or Treat"
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
I blew past the Governor's motorcade going twice the speed limit and DIDN'T get a ticket. God wants me to get laid.
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
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