I just made out with a guy for $7.
went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
Go to the bar. Find a girl. Ask if she can cook. Tell her you have a guitar at home. Ask her if she wants to see it. Bring her home. Sleep with her. Tell her it's your birthday in the morning. Enjoy your made with lust breakfast.
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
You know that tattoo place next to Dallas? The naked sexy frog on my neck is proof that their "won't tattoo if drunk" sign is bullshit!
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