Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
my sister just canceled her nose job because she thought it would hurt too much
It'll hurt less than being alone
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
don't give me stepladders when i'm stoned.. i woke up to a slice of balogna nailed to the ceiling
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
You came out in nothing but lingerie and a Jedi robe claiming you needed more of those baby hot dog things or you were gonna go all Sith on us
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