How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
Just passed on a threesome. I'm too old for that kind of morning after.
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
I can't wait till they start promoting the testiciplasty. Turn those old prunes into fresh tight kiwis!
I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
I had forgotten what new underwear feels like. It's as if angels descended from heaven for the sole purpose of supporting my junk.
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
Okay. So did I kiss you last night? I know that I made out with someone. Or a few someones. But I'm pretty sure that I made out with you. Was that real life?
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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