I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
So you think it's my fault? I didn't give you the 10 shots you took nor make you eat the brownies we made... btw, i found your engagement ring, it was in the last brownie you wouldn't let me have while dragging me to my room.
I'm sitting on the floor singing Bruno mars while they cook and occasionally pet me
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
Had to lock my cat in the bathroom so I could masturbate in peace.
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
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