Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
So I just went to clothing optional bar
You start to question your party girl tendencies when you're wearing the same shirt you wore the night before to work and you're trying to get last nights Jell-O shot off the sleeve on your way to work
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
Randomize
