It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
I guess the cop knew i was on a walk of shame and felt bad...i got to play with the siren the rest of the way home
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
Although I wish I was out drinking, this cough syrup has me slightly more optimistic than usual.. I heavily debating trying to find mystical creatures and selling them to rich people as pets
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
I think I had sex with a seagull last night. The window is open and there a feathers everywhere.
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
Of course you try to burn the house down on the one night we take down the smoke alarm so we can use the fog machine more
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