"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
My grandpa just complimented my boobs. Im taking this as a compliment but also brushing it off as alcoholism on his part.
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
Just had to tell a NYC cop I was doing the Dougie in a houndstooth jumper so he could find me in the security video.
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
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