Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
My mom just called and reminded me not to throw up in any cabs tonight. Happy St. Patty's Day.
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
Do you ever wake up and realize playing beer pong with your parents wasnt a dream? Your mom really beat you
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