exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
Yeah! I got cockblocked by the blizzard last night. Lost girl on way to my apartment. Not a joke
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
My cab driver just texted me 'goodnight beautiful'. I think my 'desperate for a guy phase' has just moved into a fuck my life phase.
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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