So im going to watch Hocus Pocus in my footie pajamas... How am I in college?
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
So im at the gym and some guy has a tattoo of a hand doing the shocker... The douche bag bar has been raised yet again.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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