their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
mom asked me why i'm never sober at family events, i told her i learned it from her.
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
If I wake up with an unknown penis in me one more time I am literally going to press charges to the makers of tequila.
You showed up to your dad's bday dinner late, dirty, and hungover then proceeded to yell at the bartender for trying to take advantage of you by putting extra bourbon in your drink... Highly doubt you win best daughter award.
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
So both cops helped talk her into coming back into the bar and doing a shot with me. The main argument being, "a bar is no place to be sober!"
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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