GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
I wish alcohol would automatically work as birth control if you have sex drunk.
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
So apparently I threw a potted plant at a clown last night and told him to get his life together.
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
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