You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
i knew it was time to leave when he woke me up only wearing pooh bear oven mitts and holding a plate of thank you pancakes
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
I really need to find a new way to reward you other than head scratches, nutella and blowjobs.
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
You kept mumbling that you could become one with the carpet as you proceeded to give yourself the worst carpet burn I have ever seen
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
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