At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
I've got five complains from the landlord about she being too loud during sex in two weeks I'm marrying her
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
Randomize
