i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
I'm like cupid
You're a whore with a bow and arrow
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
I got an 8 ball and a free entrance pass to the strip club, if i dont get laid tonight I never will.
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
I know what you meant. If you want babies in time for your birthday, we gonna need either a time machine or a ski mask.
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
A million fucking miles away, and the sun still manages to fuck my hungover mornings up.
is it fun? or sober?
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