It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
Half of my brain feels like I donated it to science and they basically just poured jack Daniels on it and put out cigarettes into it before returning it to my skull
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
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