May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
Do I have a sign around my neck that says "SWM desperately seeking ultra-plus-size woman that likes everything I do"? I swear they're organized
No, but you do have a sign around your neck that says "Free cupcakes."
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
I feel like we need a drunken piñata bash with your face being the piñata and my hopes and dreams being the stick
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
I'm currently trying to figure out a way to fill the bathtub up with mashed potatoes so when he comes over he'll know what's about to hit him..
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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