So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
The last thing I remember is funneling tequila out of a pink noodle.
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
He told me he was in a Proactive commercial. It didn't seem to work for him but he was buying me shots so I slept with him anyways.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
Somehow I woke up next to the bouncer who kicked us out of the bar last night...
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
Wine. Check.\nDino chicken nuggets. Check.\n#IssaParty
Do you ever go take a shit and end up sitting on the toilet for like 45 minutes wondering what the fuck you're doing with your life?
Everyday my friend, everyday.
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
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