Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
I'm concerned I'll look like a hooker on new years eve in this outfit
There are different standards on new years eve. To look like a hooker you literally need to be giving a guy head on the street while he's handing you cash.
And I was chasing apple pie moonshine (provided by cops) with bud light limeys. In a golf cart, wearing a tiara.
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
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