I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Dude, I just scraped frozen vomit from my rooftop
I really wish I could say this is a new low for you
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
I'm sorry the first time we hungout you had to witness me throw up in the ocean then army crawl to shore.
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
I gave a very stressed out cashier a mini bottle from my purse the day after Christmas. It's what Jesus would have done.
You're a good person. Sharing is caring.
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
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