I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
the table of underagers at this wedding were seated 10ft from the open bar. currently 30 open containers on the table for 5 people. dinner hasn't even been served yet.
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
I'm not drunk enough to eat silly string
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
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